GEO-FENCED ARTISTRY
Unique patterns algorithmically generated per ZIP code. Your neighborhood will never see the same design twice. Google Lens returns zero results.
▸ PATTERN COLLISION: 0.0001%
CLEARANCE LEVEL: PARENT/GUARDIAN
FORENSIC IMMUNITY FOR
HIGH-VALUE HOLIDAY ASSETS
The only supply chain designed to defeat Google Lens, skeptical peers, and neighborhood pattern matching.
WARNING: PERIMETER COMPROMISED
THREAT VECTOR #1: Consumer-grade wrapping paper is catalogued by all major visual recognition systems. When a child photographs store-bought paper, Google Lens identifies the exact SKU in 0.4 seconds.
THREAT VECTOR #2: Neighborhood pattern matching. When the Johnson kid sees the same Costco snowflake pattern under three different trees, the operational narrative collapses.
THREAT VECTOR #3: Skeptical peer networks. Children share intel. One compromised believer can cascade through an entire elementary school in under 48 hours.
THREAT LEVEL: ELEVATED
COUNTERMEASURES DEPLOYED
CIRCULAR LOGISTICS
Post-event return-to-destroy protocol. Discrete black collection bags incinerated at secure facilities. Zero landfill evidence.
▸ EVIDENCE PERSISTENCE: 0 DAYS
PHYSICAL ARTIFACTS
3D-printed shadow-casters simulate workshop origins. Robot-penned notes with controlled imperfection algorithms defeat handwriting analysis.
▸ AUTHENTICITY SCORE: 99.7%
SECURE YOUR ALLOCATION
RESERVATION WINDOW: NOW OPEN // DEPLOYMENT: NOVEMBER 2026
▸ STANDARD ALLOCATION
$9
deposit
- Geo-fenced artistry (unique to your ZIP)
- Premium matte paper stock
- Circular logistics black bag
- Digital certificate of authenticity
LIMITED: 250 UNITS
▸ PROTOCOL OMEGA
$29
deposit
- Everything in Standard
- Class A Hand-Crocheted Heirloom Regional food trends embedded in design
- 3D-printed shadow-caster ornament
- Robot-penned authenticity note
- Priority deployment window